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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

(via not-all--who-wander--are-lost)

andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

(Source: psychoticirrationalerotica, via jensengasm)

2006/2014

They grew up great

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

(via soldiercas)

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

(via marvel-queen)

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

(via marvel-queen)

dirtylittlechemist:

halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.

I love this film so damn much

(Source: seventhdevil, via supernatural-explosion)

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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